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juliussharpe
Most of Mitt Romney's foreign policy knowledge comes from the summer after college when he briefcased through Europe.

Oct 22

chrisrockoz
CNN BREAKING NEWS: Pres Obama just sunk Romney's battleship. #debates

Oct 22

rural_juror
These aren’t the drones you’re looking for. #debates #debates2012

Oct 22

MikeDrucker
Careful, Obama. You're pronouncing "Pakistan" in a way that scares people. #debate

Oct 22

kumailn
Mitt Romney's laughter is creepier than the tuck-and-dance scene from Silence of the the Lambs. #debate

Oct 22

MensHumor
I hope Bob Schieffer asks them what they're gonna be for Halloween...

Oct 22

indecision
Not only is Iran 4 years closer to a nuke, the entire world is 4 years closer to 2016. #debates

Oct 22

chrisrockoz
Mitt Romney looks like Buzz Lightyear. #debates #mockthevote

Oct 22

cracked
Fact: Burger King donates $10 to the Obama campaign every time he says

Oct 22

lolimdrunk
I wish they had just hired a sassy black woman to snap her fingers every time one of the candidates dissed the other #debates

Oct 22

Lemmonex
Al Qaeda type indviduals? What is that? Dark people? Muslims? #debates2012

Oct 22

maureenjohnson
But if Mitt Romney says one more time that he wants gender equality in the Middle East, well, I'm going back in my binder! #debate

Oct 22

ActuallyAmDolan
fak egyptd, their al ded mmummies aneyway, y is obiema so woride??? #debate

Oct 22

Cameron_Hough
Romney sounds like the freshman in my politics precept who never does the reading, but somehow always has something to say. #debates2012

Oct 22

FoxMe
SYRIAsly, you guys... #debates2012

Oct 22

saraschaefer1
Romney talks about foreign policy like me when I'm at a dinner party pretending that I read the book everyone is talking about

Oct 22

Mike_FTW
Binders full of Arab scholars.

Oct 22

bryansafi
To be fair, Russian gymnasts and figure skaters are mean as hell. #debate

Oct 22

wkamaubell
President Obama has that "I have Bin Laden's head in a bag beneath the desk." look in his eyes.

Oct 22

felixsalmon
I think Romney's strategy is to have a comprehensive strategy.

Oct 22

ekt929
Mitt Romney's opening: here's a list of all the things in foreign policy I know about. Look at me go!

Oct 22

andylevy
I just hope both candidates make it clear they think America is great

Oct 22

rationalists
Debate Prediction: China gets fucked off. Israel gets sucked off.

Oct 22