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HonestToddler
99% of children with Sibling Infant Disease will grow up to take Instagram photos of their own faces. So sad.

Apr 09

HonestToddler
Infant Sibling Disease will do that. You'll go from a mahogany crib to a toddler bed made out of milk cartons.

Apr 09

HonestToddler
Funny how people don’t let you jump on the furniture because it’s too dangerous but won’t hesitate to put you in a recalled stroller.

Mar 25

HonestToddler
It was cats who taught toddlers to lightly cover pee/poo accidents before fleeing the scene. Thank you.

Mar 25

HonestToddler
Cats are my favorite animal because you can feel that they love you even when they hide until nightfall or bite your face.

Dec 02

HonestToddler
Hey Santa how you doing just wanted to remind you that books aren't presents love u.

Oct 21

HonestToddler
I guess Old MacDonald is a song about inventory. What's the point.

Oct 06

HonestToddler
When I look at all of our Target shopping bags I know in my heart that there's no college fund.

Oct 06

HonestToddler
Feel like Elmo stopped being a team player when he got his own world.

Oct 03