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I subscribe to Groupon because it's good to know which nearby restaurants have below average food & will probably be out of business soon

Oct 22

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CNN BREAKING NEWS: Pres Obama just sunk Romney's battleship. #debates

Oct 22

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Mitt Romney looks like Buzz Lightyear. #debates #mockthevote

Oct 17

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

Oct 16

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Obama didn't need to hold up Bin Laden's head. He just told America what we already heard. Romney is a rich guy who cant relate to poor ppl.

Oct 04

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Mitt Romney: If you elect me, I will starve the poor, tax the middle class, kill Medicare, eliminate Big Bird, & destroy the planet. #debate

Oct 03

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Obama just dropped Bin Laden's skull on the floor. #debate #PresDebate

Oct 03

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Is Jim Lehrer made out of clay? #DenverDebate

Oct 03

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Mitt Romney look like the guy who used to remind the teacher about the homework that was due. #debate

Oct 03

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I wish Mitt Romney could figure out how to smile without looking like he's at his mother-in-laws house for xmas dinner. #debate #PresDebate

Oct 03