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All these people tweeting about Paris Hilton. I think you must be lying if you say you didn't kind of enjoy "Stars Are Blind" that summer.

May 23

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Tip: never leave the womb.

May 23

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yo im pretty sure he said "jesus died on lacrosse" which is awesome bro

Apr 25

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You could travel with small children or just stand by a screeching electric pencil sharpener while a kettle boils over at the same time.

Apr 09

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5 Hour Energy really does taste like sharp, existential terror.

Mar 03

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What would a family of trees gain from being haunted?

Mar 03

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Babies are just people that haven't hurt you yet.

Feb 20

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I could laugh at this forever: Simpsons Crazy Cat Lady throws a cat over the house: http://t.co/nziH0GrJKo

Feb 20

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I'm one of the chosen (last for basketball) people.

Feb 20

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you've been my best friend forever and I love you unconditionally.

Feb 11

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How do people who don't speak English have money?

Feb 08

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It's Always Sunni in Iraqadelphia

Jan 24

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Porn movies and sandwiches are better when you make them yourself.

Dec 01

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Date children. They have less emotional baggage.

Nov 18

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I want to kick kick kick you from your head to your toes. -Autocorrect Ludacris

Nov 18

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It takes me a few minutes to figure out why people with tattoos don't give birth to babies with tattoos.

Nov 17

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Ugg Slippers are like little feet jacuzzis.

Nov 15

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Remember, every six cats equals one boyfriend.

Nov 15

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If you think this is funny, you guys should have seen me in Hebrew school.

Nov 10

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Must love dogs (in a platonic way).

Nov 10

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I like my women like my sour cream: thick, white, rich, on top of Mexican food, made from lactic acid bacteria, cold.

Nov 08

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We could pay money to see Lana Del Rey or just take Xanax and hang out in a Charlotte Russe for free.

Nov 06

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And like the McRib, my father came and went for the last 27 years.

Nov 04

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"Bro, I don't even know whose ice cream this is." -Any Given Sundae

Nov 03

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Am I DTF? Donating to Flood relief? I sure am.

Nov 02

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yo, did Daddy Yankee ever get that gasolina?

Nov 02

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Tell me there's a porn star named Kapri Sun, please.

Oct 31

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Happy Halloween! Show me your BoOo!bs.

Oct 26

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Schindler's Amazon Wish List.

Oct 24

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I've never hollowed out a pumpkin but it probably feels something like fisting.

Oct 22

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Any feet that walk too close up to your bathroom stall are the scariest set of feet in the world.

Oct 22

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Girl back that ass up to a removable thumbnail drive so none of that ass data is lost.

Oct 22

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Thinking of dressing as a responsible adult for Halloween.

Oct 16

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Rewinding audio clips of Romney saying the word "Reagan" and it's only confirming my suspicion that he's racist.

Oct 16

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Hefty bags full of cash/ binders full of women.

Oct 16

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"I learned a great deal about women...from Maxim." #debate

Oct 16

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I also have binders full of women. Well, it's just a folder on my desktop of sexual conquests that I look at when drunk or sad. #debate

Oct 14